Philosophers and Rock Stars

FACEBOOK: Those pictures of deformed kids and sad events that say, “Share this picture if you care, ignore if you don’t” I ignore them. Ya know why? I’m sick of people exploiting people who are less fortunate or messed up in some type of way just to get friends and subscribers. It’s really messed up

Hell, I unsubscribe from people who post that shit.

(Source: livinevitaloca)

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collegehumor:

World’s Most Honest Status Update

(Source: College Humor)

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epic4chan:

well played youtube 画

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banzaiyears:

i so want that

i sooo need this.

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thefrogman:

[tastefullyoffensive / via]

(Source: epic4chan)

lovelyyyyyyyy

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manbartlett:

Carl D’Alvia. Nosey, 2012

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D’Alvia gave a lecture up here at Wassaic Project the other night. So good. And a nice guy to boot. He has work in a group show at MULHERIN + POLLARD on the LES through Jan 28. Go.

I don’t know what this thing is. But I can’t stop looking and speculating.

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Pissing Blood

I have another kidney stone, it seems. But this one isn’t painful! I’ve been catching the fragments of the stone here and there. I’ll take it to the doctor for analysis.

Cure for Kidney Stones: 2 oz each of olive oil and lemon juice, chased down with 2 cups of water. I’m telling you— it will get rid of your pain, break up the stone, and you’ll be kidney stone free in a day or two.

I sound like a scammer, but I’m serious. This works. So if you ever get a kidney stone (unlikely, anyone actually reading this…) you know what to do. Or tell your folks or something.

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