I have another kidney stone, it seems. But this one isn’t painful! I’ve been catching the fragments of the stone here and there. I’ll take it to the doctor for analysis.
Cure for Kidney Stones: 2 oz each of olive oil and lemon juice, chased down with 2 cups of water. I’m telling you— it will get rid of your pain, break up the stone, and you’ll be kidney stone free in a day or two.
I sound like a scammer, but I’m serious. This works. So if you ever get a kidney stone (unlikely, anyone actually reading this…) you know what to do. Or tell your folks or something.